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Willy blossom

The little bit of shiny stuff that comes out the end of a Willy just after a man cums - usually sits there n wobbles before falling on his foot
Should have shaken it better! That willy blossom just ran down my leg.....
by Lifehouse crew February 16, 2012
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Jasmine Willis

This is usually an extremely swaggy. They are not the usual type of person you will meet. They may say 'yeet' a lot and may do strange symbols with her hands. This is a very weird person. Even though this person is usually weird, they are extremely swag. Thank you for listening to my presentation.
Person 1 : OMG it's Jasmine Willis
Person 2 : RUN
by jasmine.swag.B) January 28, 2019
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Willy Waggler

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'
by Comfy94s July 12, 2011
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Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .
haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .
by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010
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Willie Nixon

While playing a multiplayer video game (most specifically Halo, however it can be applied to almost any game) one player is used as a decoy to draw in the enemy team and while they are distracted with killing the decoy other team mates come from behind the enemy team and completely eradicate them. One of the most infamous cases occured in late 2005 on Halo 2. In a close team slayer game one SteelAssassn plaid the decoy on Lockout drawing in an unsuspecting enemy team that was then ambushed by ArcAngel316 (Now ArcAngel613), Holycrapp, and Assasin003 (Now Assassin388) thus taking out the enemy and winning the game by a single point.
The "Willie" portion of the name originates from "Willie" Nelson the famous country singer who smokes marijuana. This is because much like a person who has smoked some mary-jane the enemy team is happy that they have found a lone person to take out for an easy kill.
The "Nixon" portion of the name orginates from President Richard "Nixon". This is because the whole thing is a lie much like Watergate. The lone player is not an easy kill, but a trap.
"We straight Willie Nixon'ed em."
"Set-up the Willie!"
"Don't go in there it's a Willie Nixon!"
"There's no escaping a good Nixon."
"Pull them into the Willie."
by The Chronicler July 22, 2009
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Willy Walrus

when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat and comes out of her nostril.
yoooo y'all know that girl Avrie. I just "willy walrused" her last night!!
by bigpussyeater445 March 30, 2022
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Willy Chang

When you have a Willy SO legendary it doesn't fit on the scale. This could be in terms of length, girth or just all round epic ness. English people and Swedish people are most commonly known for Willy Chang’s. Now there is an opposite term for this being “Chilly Wang” when your willy is so lame and unimpressive.
Example 1
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic
by Orla_Anna June 30, 2022
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