by Nimabima June 3, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.
Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die
Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!
Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
Get the thomasmug. Thomas is a good guy he works hard and never gives up he might get in trouble sometimes but most of the time is worth it because it's for the correct reasons he will have many friends that he will never give up on many people might call him weird loud too tall too short annoying and all those other names but the reasons why Thomas does those things its because he wants to make people laugh but sometimes he just goes too far he is a good guy and will remain a good guy thank you for your time
by thebest defenitions February 1, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other
by Dj_jenni January 22, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. thoma - thicc momma
can be used as a friendly name such as thiccy, shishtar, etc. or used to refer to a thick mother
can be used as a friendly name such as thiccy, shishtar, etc. or used to refer to a thick mother
by thicc thoma June 15, 2018
Get the thomamug. Thomas is a guy who is very sweet and gentle and is NOT man whore even though they are hot af and every girl loves him you would be lucky to Date a Thomas
Brittany "Omg i heard theres a new boy named thomas Ben told me all the girls are drooling over him"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"
by BobsBurgersTheSimpsons October 1, 2018
Get the Thomasmug.