Skip to main content

david

david: the act of david
or
david: the feeling of david
Guy 1: david
Guy 2: Who the fuck are you how did you get in my house I'm calling the police.
by rileywynt March 5, 2021
mugGet the davidmug.

David

Acts sped but is smart
That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is
by erix123 January 18, 2020
mugGet the Davidmug.

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
mugGet the The Davidmug.

David

Damn David so cool girls say he has a big dick
by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021
mugGet the Davidmug.

Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
mugGet the Davidemug.

david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
mugGet the david..mug.

David

Literally a god. Everyone loves to be around him. Can't disagree, he's a ladies man, although he may be smiling around with anime waifus. Very flattering. Happiness walks in when he talks to you. Amazing friend to anyone. May be socially awkward, but an idiot with friends. The best boyfriend/husband material any girl could ask for. He's respectful to women and respectful to all people who deserve it. His smile can cure your depression /j. Reliable, cute, ugh there's literally no words to describe him about how amazing he is

I'm getting all red now

Don't lose your Davids, they're as valuable as money <3
"I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH 💛"
"David is the best thing that has happened to me"
"I can always rely on David"
by Mage_101 June 28, 2021
mugGet the Davidmug.

Share this definition