Whoop a cookie

A phrase used while driving, to tell someone to turn around and go back the other way.

I told him I had just missed the turn. He said, no worries just whoop a cookie.

by CowboyNTX April 20, 2009

bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.

Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.

by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024

Whoops

You already know it's too late.

Oh fuck, Whoops

by You're mother homosexual November 6, 2018

Jimmy Whoop

The grand champion of selling fake drugs to newbie suckers. A true Jimmy Whoop is even capable of selling bullshit to expert level drug users because a Jimmy Whoop is a master of his craft.

Jimmy whoop fuckin got me again.

by Psydwok September 22, 2025

Wingle Whoop

A hobo with a large dong.

Jenny touched a Wingle Whoop

by Jzjsjsjsjs December 26, 2019

Whoop-ah Chic

Dads that go ham at night and make memories but sleep on the sofa and have to wake up first for the kids while wife sleeps in

How does he get away with partying so much?
He’s whoop-ah chic so as long as I sleep in and he’s up first … all good

by ShezLife February 13, 2024

Whoop

To whoop is to hit someone hard on the ass.

"my mom gonna whoop my ass

(my mom is gonna spank me so hard
(my mom is gonna hit me so hard)

by Sammay919 June 22, 2021