Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

You're welcome

A classic sarcastic phrase used to indicate that you feel the person was ungrateful and should have said thanks after going out of your way to do something nice for them.

"You're welcome!" A offended good Samaritan's retort as the person failed to acknowledge her courteous act of holding the door.

by surgelover90 January 3, 2025

French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.

When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome

by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

welcome to the clout

A phrase said after an individual joins the clout gang

Hey Jank your cool welcome to the clout

by bryanzb January 22, 2018

Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.

Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.

by David Gent February 11, 2022

Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.

“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”

by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018