Overstaying your Welcome

Lego Batman

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.

by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023

welcome to yesterday

Welcome to yesterday: a saying derived from the idea that a statement has been reiterated so many times as to invoke an eye roll from the receiving party
In simple terms, “yea no crap” or “tell me something I dont know”

*guy #1* Bro, private schools have way too much money! What about public schools?!
*guy #2* welcome to yesterday my guy.

by ChunkyBeavr April 12, 2023

A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Welcome to Sweetie Pie's

an American reality television series starring the family of former Ikette Robbie Montgomery, and also focuses on the running of their collection of soul food restaurants, Sweetie Pie's. The series premiered on October 15, 2011, and ended on June 9, 2018, on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Welcome to Sweetie Pie's premiered on Oprah Winfrey Network on October 15, 2011. On April 14, 2018, OWN announced that the series will end after the ninth season. The ninth and final season premiered on May 1, 2018.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

Welcome to the Jungle

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine

Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh

by Death Menace July 11, 2023

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.

That Pennsylvania welcome bent both of my front rims.

by Miles long August 21, 2023