Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.

Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!

by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004

Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean

Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B

by zman1396 September 22, 2011

Weeny Bop

Weeny Bop, can anything more be said about it? Its a describing word for everything, yet nothing. Weeny Bop is just Weeny Bop. Perfection in a word. A true WILF.

"God i feel so weeny bop right now!"

"I just weeny bopped her."

"DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?!??! HE WAS SO WEENY BOP!"

"i just LOVE your hair, it's just SO weeny bop!"

by POWEELLLL May 13, 2010

peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.

Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!

by brad1256 January 20, 2014

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

scenie weenies

Dumb scene kid, wanna be scene, what you call any "scene"

Look at those scenie weenies! -points and laughs-

by A Person of atleast 5' tall April 13, 2011

the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip

i gave that fucker the blue weenie

by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009