weed

It’s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.

Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!

Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).

If u dn’t no ow 2 roll up… dn’t bva tryn! Cz you’ll fuk up!

It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELIN’! J

God gve da plant so y nt smke it?

Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!

by rizwaan latif April 28, 2006

weed

ppl who do this drug are losers. they have no life and no future yet they talk about it like its what ppl need to survive.anyone who is cought smoking weed should be imprisoned for life.if ur angry about what i wrote, then ur a pothead.

weed smokers are complete idiots.

by LP halodrummer May 1, 2005

weed

weed is the only thing i can think of (besides other drugs) that can turn an honors student into a druggie dropout. If you want to escape your problems for a few hours, workout, drink, sleep, cut, run, swim, mastrabate, or watch pirated movies on the internet. Ive tried drugs and if your a newby and never got high, dont do it. just dont. get drunk or do something constructive like workout. honestly dont.

friend after summer: dude, i got high on weed.

me: didnt you apply to harvard and got accepted???

Frend: ya but i just wanna do drugs.....

me: try workn out... it gets you buff not high....

friend: loser.

me: ok but in 5 years say that

by DONT DO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009

weed

a plant which ppl smoke to get high. anyone who smokes this is a fucking retarted asshole. destroys most of your brain cells until your a drooling, braindead, fucking, idiot. peopl think its very cool and they HAVE to do it. when i see someone smoking weed because they think its cool, i want to punch them hard, in the neck.

Braindead asshole #1- yo, lets smoke weed yo.

Braindead asshole #2- yea cool bro, i dont care about my brain or having the ability to think.

by ¿jesusman? September 10, 2008

Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>

John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>

by snorat June 8, 2016

weed

A safe, clean, fun way to interact with one's inner self and resolve internal issues; a euphoric gift from god that make# any night, song, movie, book, long trip better; I feel bad for those who look down on weed, I would smoke for the rest of my life if I could. Aka: kush, ganja, kaya, pot, smoke, zags, joints, spliff, blunt, bongs, Mary Jane, marijuana, cannibis, grass, green, etc.

There is nothing worse than running out of this.

1: u ready to cheech & chong to Cali?
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.

by bongsmokeispurple July 2, 2014

Weed

The coolest thing ever.

Yo u smoke weed?
Yeah man
Daaaaam ur so cool

by WeedWeed420VeryCool June 29, 2020