weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed
Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.
by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.
Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!
by ThatPappasKid September 14, 2016

by Rainbow_nighas101 June 11, 2018

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."
"What a weed."
by NBear March 27, 2016
