Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".

Smoke weed everyday

by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.

Hey dude, your really weeded.

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019

weed

The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.

Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!

by ThatPappasKid September 14, 2016

Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear March 27, 2016

Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed

Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!

by i’m.swag March 18, 2021