wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015

Wallet Weeper

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.

Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 19, 2015

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

walletphonekeys

Word used as a reminder before leaving anywhere for what is required before successful departure. It is an easy catch phrase that sounds like a popular band that rocks!!

In your own mind repeat "walletphonekeys" as you exit any location. You will never leave a situation unprepared again! Walletphonekeys rock!!!!

by Crafty creations June 16, 2018

walletgirl

A woman who feigns interest in sex or a relationship in order to acquire material goods. A particular kind of gold digger who does not reciprocate with sex. A tease who takes your money. The practical female equivalent of a fuckboy. Not to be confused with the literal equivalent, which is just a slut.

Often times, inexperienced men will complain about being in the friendzone, when they're actually dealing with a walletgirl.

Guy 1: I treated that girl I met on Tinder to a nice dinner, but nothing happened afterwards, and she hasn't been responding to my texts.
Guy 2: Dude, she's probably just a walletgirl

by JonTheFaptist May 12, 2019