1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!
2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!
2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!
by The Homiec C June 27, 2008
when you get real drunk and make animal noises while flailing your arms in the arm laying on your back
by ratcatbatmat February 06, 2011
1. One who cuts in front of you in line at QFC with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.
by Bryan Tradup July 21, 2005
by rhandi bollocks July 26, 2005
When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"
Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"
Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"
Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a
key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"
Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"
Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a
key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
by ahar April 26, 2010
by Agent Elle June 04, 2005
Sticky Weasels is how Googlemaps makes their Street View pictures. They attach cameras to the back of weasels and then put peanut butter on their underside to make them run around taking the pictures.
by WifebeaterLuke January 30, 2011