vegetarian valentines day 

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!

all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!

vegetarian valentines day by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

veganarian 

Where your vegan some days then vegetarian others

Yeah gurl my new diet is veganarian.

veganarian by Wym ttt October 16, 2017

prefrential vegetarian 

An omnivorous person who prefers vegetarian food over meat any day but can still stay alive in meat eating places. Eats meat only when no other option.

Adam-: Had i known you were a vegetarian i would not have had this meeting at a steakhouse.
Eve-: Its ok i am a prefrential vegetarian, Guess i will eat meat since there is nothing vegetarian here.

prefrential vegetarian by logic87 September 27, 2013

the reason you're not vegetarian 

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

the reason you're not vegetarian by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017

vegewarian 

This describes a person who acknowledges that eating meat is not something they agree with in terms of the killing of animals.

They love the taste and cannot resist. This makes them aware and thus a vegewarian.

Bob: That steak looks great, I feel such guilt ordering this but hey, you only live once.

Paul: The cow was going to be killed anyways, eat/enjoy; your a vegewarian

vegewarian by dannyzz February 17, 2013

Vagetarian 

A person that eats nothing but vag all the time.

Why doesn't Kevin eat lunch with us anymore? You haven't heard? Kevin is a strict vagetarian.

Vagetarian by Zillabro September 14, 2014

Vagetarian 

A devout lesbian. One who does not admit meat into her vagina.

Oh you're no chance there, Alan. She's a Vagetarian. She hasn't had dick since 1998.

Vagetarian by schliegenoberfuhrer March 5, 2015