Vegetarian

A person who raves craves attention.

You know she craves attention because she's a vegetarian.

by Oofity poopity October 26, 2018

over vegetarian

Vegetarians that think that all the people who eat meat are morally corrupted by Satan because they feast on animals. And then thinks that he is totally right and not weird.

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, he eats and animal that was slaughtered, skinned, cooked! He must die!

Person 2: Dude, I think that your an over vegetarian..

Person 1: Fuck off.

by Kappa6921 August 24, 2016

vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Vegetarian

People that eat grass.

Vegetarians are uncultured bastard fools.

by Ardevreisibatfemei November 10, 2018

Weekday Vegetarian

An approach to adopting a more plant-based (flexitarian, semitarian, demitarian, reducetarian) diet. Involves restriction of meat/seafood consumption to the weekends and only eating vegetarian-permissible foods the 5 weekdays of every week. Additionally, weekday vegetarians sometimes endorse/promote using seafood consumption to cut down meat-consumption (especially red meat consumption) on the days meat is eaten.

Is often (but not always) used as a tool to slowly transition to a fully vegan, vegetarian or pescetarian diet pattern.

“My son kept failing or quitting the vegetarian diet because he felt too restricted and overwhelmed. He now does the Weekday Vegetarian diet to limit his intake of animal products and is maintaining it a lot more easily.

by IbreathAir November 3, 2022

vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. Most often a girl (that is a vampire too). Most commonly found in Jutland, Denmark. You know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. They fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!

when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

by vegetarcula January 20, 2011