vertical vampire

Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.

Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

vert

short for convertible.

or

to go vertical.

or

a type of skateboard ramp that launches you vertically.

i drove my vert up a vert and it went totally vert dude.

by MrDude_1 April 4, 2004

Vertigo

Not the Spanish nor English word for dizziness. This is a comic book imprint from DC Comics. This is one of the few American comic imprints that deals with non-superhero stories. Their stories tend to be more mature, adult and realistic in nature and their plots usually are dark, complex and philosophical. Many of their comic books have won various awards in the past. Their most popular titles include The Sandman, Lucifer, Hellblazer, The Preacher, The Swamp Thing and many others.

Vertigo is one of the best American comic imprints today that deals with non-superhero stories.

by Hellrider285 February 28, 2014

Vertigo

To be Vertigo is to be so utterly, devastatingly orgasm-inducing that people fall out of their chairs at your mere presence.

<LOSER_HA_HA> Fine, I admit it, I love FtUCVertigo. I want his man-babies, and to send waves of my passion washing over him all night long.

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten March 31, 2005

verta a la verga

the ultimate fuck in spanish. not as in sex, but rather in anger, despair, or noun, etc.

(when someone screws you over) verta a la verga. you asshole.

by ta.mere November 13, 2006

vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.

"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."

by lindsey butts January 19, 2009

vertically challenged

Very short.

Why are you vertically challenged??

by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009