When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
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A dish with Sea Urchin (aka UNI) added into it, and it tastes fucking amazing.
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You can also use "Uni-licious".
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TO MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY TAKE A PHOTO OF US BUT BEFORE POSTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA, FILTER THEIR FACES AND LEAVE MINE OUT! I MUST SAY I FEEL UNFILTERFENDED!
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