by mudguard May 20, 2014
Get the twisted porkmug. Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.
Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.
Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.
Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
Get the Bliss with a Twistmug. When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
Get the uncle twistedmug. A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
Get the Twisting guineamug. The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010
Get the Pecker Twistmug. Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
by Nippletwister September 26, 2010
Get the Nipple Twistmug. by TexasWicca February 28, 2005
Get the twisting in the windmug.