When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.
by RealCraigles January 12, 2021
A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.
Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..
by One-Eyed-Willy June 05, 2020
by Pimpdaddymeg March 08, 2015
When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth
David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
by FuckYouBrando November 20, 2017
Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.
by A kid named three November 20, 2016
Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
by Nippletwister September 26, 2010
In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.
(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.
(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.
(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?
(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.
(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?
by super_duper_gack_producer November 25, 2010