(Note: This is a definition of the book, not the time)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!
Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!
Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
by heqgviufq January 24, 2018
Get the Twilightmug. by Unicakes November 18, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.
Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019
Get the Twilightmug. This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. by Spider Fan July 10, 2019
Get the Twilightmug. Twilight is shit
by GryffindorA May 13, 2018
Get the twilightmug. A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.
by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015
Get the Twilightmug.