Twilight

A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.

"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight

"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight

by kissingkatebarlow August 1, 2013

Twilight

Middle of night when most people love to have sex

Amy-“It’s twilight, let’s get down to business”
Josh-“twilights my favorite time to have sex”

by itsasecret1638268372 December 5, 2018

Twilight

This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.

That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.

by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016

Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...

Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...

by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012

Twilight

That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!

by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019

Twilight

This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires

Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it

Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!

by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010

twilight

absolute bullshit Stephanie Meyer calls a book

Twilight is shit

by GryffindorA May 13, 2018