When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

by mark of the J November 14, 2017

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
by R2-DQ February 9, 2010

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.
by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

In the act of involuntary movements, usually under the influance of Meth Amphetimines. The person may be referred to as flailing (also found in the Urban Dictionary). The person may feel restless, or have aching of the muscles that cause them to move their extremities in odd ways that appear to be concidered as not normal. Movements include but are not limited to; arms, legs hands, feet, neck and head moving, dipping twisting, turning or jerking in all directions.
(verb): I don't want him to twist-a-flex in front of my parents.
(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.
(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?
(adj.): You are such a twist-a-flexer.
(noun): Hey, Twist-a-flex, can you sit still for at least five minutes?
by super_duper_gack_producer November 28, 2010
