Treadmilarity

The phenomenon of striking up conversations with people at the gym solely because you consistently find yourself on neighboring treadmills.

I don't even know his name, but we share a treadmill almost every morning. It's a weird kind of treadmilarity.

by FriesAndTots August 10, 2023

cock treader

A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.

"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"

by MakaveLee December 30, 2008

michael teegarden

A smart charming person the only person who gets you he been though a lot and understands the most in the person if you Meet him you will adore him and a great role model

Michael Teegarden is the best

by Scarlet overdrive April 2, 2017

Heavy Treader

Someone with legs like king kong's dick

don't go near her mate she's a heavy treader !

by the chief & bennett August 11, 2018

dusty treadmill

Dusty treadmill: When a girl has had her can pounded so much that it hangs down and causes shit particles to collect underneath

I Swear she ripped ass and clouded the bus stop with her dusty treadmill.

by Indestro October 10, 2023

pulling a tegan

The act of putting off something (ie. an assignment or essay) in order to have sex.

"Come on, he offered to tie me up. I know this essay is due tomorrow but I’m seriously considering pulling a Tegan."

by wonderfulteg February 6, 2014

Treadmill

A secret code name used for when you are fuckin your ex boyfriends best friend.

"My god, my treadmill is fuckin crazy in bed."
"Last night my treadmill and I had a great fuckin work out...he has a big cock"

by porcupine November 24, 2003