When you go on an adventure with a Jewish girl to find gold and diamonds to sell at high prices the general population. If you find jewels the Jewish girl will give you oral sex and if you don't, you will have to recite prayers from the Torah for 12 hours.
Guy 1: you wanna play basketball tomorrow?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm going on the torah explorer I talked about.
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.
by Frandango April 21, 2025
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