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higher than christmas

The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree
Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"

Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"
by Chase grey December 20, 2008
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Less Than Professional

A relationship where you are romantically involved with the other party.
Person 1: what's the deal with you and Sarah?

Person 2: Oh we're less than professional.
by Zeitgeist0190 January 15, 2009
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funnier than fred

Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.
Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?

Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!

Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009
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Wronger than wrong

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.
"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.
by catsgotmytongue October 7, 2010
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Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.
This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!
by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017
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Dumber than a rock on a bad day

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".
Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.
by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020
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