V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.
by stiggggggg January 22, 2012
A mound of unusual looking potatoes that are never salted enough that we love to chew on and tell Chik-Ployees to give us for free around the texarkana area, sometimes demanded with a chicken sandwich.
Give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... for FREE! NOW!!! Stop looking at the floor and get me my sammich!!!
by DJ Static November 06, 2007
a person that is really concieted and think that they are cool and full of them selves when people really make fun of them behind their back and can't stand the sight of them
by freddie07 November 09, 2009
A sexual game in which you order a large cheese pizza from dominoes, and flip it down cheese first on your bare chest. (Pizza must be hot still). While the cheese and sauce sears itself into your skin you masturbate profusely until climaxing.
by forben112 June 22, 2014
The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.
1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.
2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.
3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.
4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.
3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.
4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer
by Chad Hanvey January 19, 2008
derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.
by tickledicks December 13, 2015
Medium Waffle. An extremely high class word in which no one can or could ever understand, unless your IQ is as high as a famous rapper, who goes by, Savage Realm. Savage Realm’s IQ is so high, that it cannot be processed by the IQ measurement machines. Legends say he is able to completely obliterate an opponent, just by thinking of the opponent. In some parts of the world he is worshipped. Go to
by @LittleMeezy December 20, 2017