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Cleveland Threesome

When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.
“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”

What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”
by -=AK=- August 7, 2022
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Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
by Zapper619 September 3, 2022
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Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.
“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”
by freakforfernet March 16, 2023
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Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023
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Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow
Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.
by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023
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canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024
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Intracontinental Threesome

When three people from separate time zones within a country engage in sexual intercourse
Yo that bed included east coast, Midwest, and west coast jawns participating… that’s an intracontinental threesome.
by daddy_linguini July 14, 2024
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