Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.

Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!

by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013

Taint Year

When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days

I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.

by GetReality January 5, 2022

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Taint nibbler

Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.

Damn your such a good taint nibbler.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Taint

For Men: It "taint" your asshole or your balls, it's the skin in between.
For the Ladies: It "taint" your asshole and vagina, it the skin in between .

Daughter, "I pulled a muscle."
Mom, "What did you pull?"
Daughter, "That area between your asshole and vagina. "
Mother, "Your taint!"
Daughter, "Ohhh, that makes sense."

by Trucker Mel September 21, 2016