Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done July 14, 2013

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

clipboard surfer

The slacker job.

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."

by geezitron November 13, 2009