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Poochy Poker

One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
Mom: Why is the dog sleeping under my bed?

Me: Probably because I was being a Poochy Poker.
by Master Comander January 29, 2014
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The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
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Poker on the 8th

A slang term that is commonly used in place of ‘key party’. A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Daniel is having friends round if you fancy some poker on the 8th?
by rusTyJim July 29, 2020
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Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.
Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.
by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011
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Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.
Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!
by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
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Poker Mouth

The ability to show no emotions while speaking on a topic that normally evokes strong positive or negative emotions.
Matt used his poker mouth in today's meeting with the stakeholders. He normally cannot discuss this project without spewing swear words.
by Pink Gnomie November 6, 2018
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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