pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014

exhausted pigeon

A tired soul who resides in a pigeon because all pigeons do is get in the way and eat rubbbish.

Im such an exhausted pigeon.

All she is, is an exhausted piegeon.

by Exhausted Pigeon May 9, 2020

Soggy Pigeon

Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.

"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton July 1, 2012

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

by Michael VII September 3, 2021

Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.

Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!

by ascertain102 June 11, 2020

Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”

by _The_Savior May 8, 2018