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Phantom Suitor

Unwittingly created in the Age of Catfish and to some extent the COVID19 pandemic.

Phantom suitors are calculated individuals found online through social dating apps that feign interest in meeting up in person by making vague and indistinct plans for an immediate time or future date to ghost.

Distinct from a catfish, a Phantom Suitor is found using their own pics carefully chosen, taken as to not reveal their face and most often than not would be from the torso down in order to lower ones guard so they can extract intimate content such a sexually explicit photos,
Videos, and sexually charged texts for their own use and pleasure or simply just pass the time.

Other Typical tactics include but is not limited to:

- the Suitor being “out of town )until a specified date)” and would love to “get to know you” until then and proceeds to steer the conversation into exchange of explicit content/photos/vids/snaps

- the suitor being “at work & horny” and “would love to meet up later” and asks for the target to “send me a pic for now”

- adept in manipulation they will often tell their targets anything and everything about them to expedite
Don’t be fooled he’s a phantom Suitor, feigning interest in meeting up with you just to get your nudes. Block him.
by Gentlemenpreferblondes January 6, 2021
mugGet the Phantom Suitormug.

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.
“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”
by hSak August 31, 2019
mugGet the Phantom Timmug.

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 27, 2011
mugGet the Phantom Faecesmug.

Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.
by iBellix November 3, 2010
mugGet the Phantom Beakmug.

Phantom Tail

When a type of creature transforms from their tailed self to human, they will most likely feel something called phantom tail. Phantom tail is the feeling where it feels like your tail is still there, but it is in fact not.
"It.. feels like it's still there?"
"Yeah that's called Phantom Tail, you'll get used to it."
by h0pE . . d3sp41R August 3, 2021
mugGet the Phantom Tailmug.

phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.
After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.
by B. Smith October 15, 2006
mugGet the phantom pissmug.

phantom cellphone

The feeling of your phone vibrating in your pocket when it is not there. Also occurs when you have lost your cellphone, but keep hearing it ring.
Betsy almost wrecked her car trying to answer her phantom cellphone.
by Le Miel February 5, 2010
mugGet the phantom cellphonemug.

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