myspace

If you think of the Internet as a human body, MySpace is its worst form of cancer...

Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now

by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 6, 2006

myspace

A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.

Myspace = completely useless crap...

by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006

Myspaced

When a person was once popular, but then their popularity bombed

Joe: WTF happened Tom? you just Myspaced

Tom: Shut the fuck up before i rip you're eye's out cunt!

by Lonely Tom September 8, 2012

Myspace

Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.

myspace.com/sceneXcore
"lolz I love your hair! It's so myspace scene!

by haha! Lauren! May 6, 2006

myspace

A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!

by Kralyaxxx July 17, 2006

myspace

The internet version of peer pressure. Completey pointless profiling website that kids join to be cool and prove their popularity despite the fact that the people in their school with the most fulfilling and enjoyable lives who are invariably cool do not use myspace.

myspace comment exmaple:
Sexygal147: Heya babes y am i not in ur top 10 contacts? It doesnt matter coz i hav 540 more friends than you and I've passed them in school at least once.

by Jonny MW September 8, 2006

myspace

a social website that is obsessive and life-consuming.

many people have ditched their social lives to hang out on myspace.

by paytonritchey July 16, 2007