Michael

Michael is literally Hitler

Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler

by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021

Michael

He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.

Is your boyfriend a michael?! Wow you should feel safe!

by Theleft August 1, 2020

Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.

Threat level: 9.8/10

Weaknesses: None

Person 1: "hey look it's Michael"

Person 2 (wise): *starts running*

by Rootwalla March 27, 2022

Michael

Someone who is specifically 5’4, has a big dick, and never goes outside.

If you never see him outside, he’s a Michael.

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020

Michael

Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.

A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!

by not_evil February 18, 2021

Michael

Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL

It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning

by joz321 June 16, 2022

Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality

Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay

by lolololl:) August 7, 2021