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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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