Doctor Who

A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.

Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.

Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?

Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?

Me: Affirmative

Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?

Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.

Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!

Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?

Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?

Me: Spoilers.

Idiot: Okay, now just go away.

Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!

by CharlieCon July 15, 2020

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.

Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!

by ascertain102 June 11, 2020

Doctor Obscure

An internet reviewer who uses observasional humor instead of shouting and swearing to review obscure movies and games.

Dr. Obscure: Oh hello, I'm Doctor Obscure and I have a PHD in things that YOU don't know about.

by Sitka-C May 26, 2009

doctor penez

the Legendary moderator of r/okbuddyretard

Retard : God I hate r/okbuddyretard and doctor penez
Epic Gamer (wholesome) : bro you're so cringe!
Big Chungus : UwU

by obamer320 April 19, 2020

Doctored Through

In the event that someone has called "jack jack" to get their "seat back" there is a single loop hole. Each location, (house, car, airplane, really anyplace there is a seat) is allowed a single 'Doctored Through" call per 24 hours. This call overrides all other previously stated calls, or "dibs".

Kyle "SHOTGUN! I total got you good fucker, you going to have to sit in the back seat all the way to Missoula!"

Darren "Fair enough, oh by the way, SHOTGUN DOCTORED THROUGH! BYOB Bring your own booya baby! Now get your ass in the back seat!."

by Burnz32 October 20, 2011