fifth cousin

Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild.

My fifth cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Cooter Cousins

When two females have sex with the same female, they become Cooter Cousins.

No shit?! You banged her too? That makes us Cooter Cousins

by Drunkinism June 21, 2018

Alaskan Cousins

When both you and another person have eaten out or given a blowjob to the same person.

Vinny: Hey, did you fuck both those girls? Did you make them Eskimo Sisters ?

Brad: Naw but they both blew me, now they're Alaskan Cousins

Vinny: Aye you the man!

by That_Hoe_Haley October 23, 2017

cousin fucker

someone who fucks their cousin

kayla:hey liam do u wanna fuck even tho were cousins?
liam:no thanks kayla, you cousin fucker

by urmomishashtaggay April 23, 2020

Great cousin

My Cousin once removed.

I'm getting a present for my great cousin.

by Poltergeist222 January 4, 2017

Uncle Cousin

A spiritual term used to describe the ceremonial use the of the drug Ketamine.

ME: Is uncle cousin with us tonight?

HIM: Oh yes, dear brother, he is indeed.

Me: My dear brother, may I get a little puff-ski of that uncle cousin?

HIM: May the lord be with you.

by thedearestbrother March 28, 2022

cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020