shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 06, 2020

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cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

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An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment

p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

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A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019

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a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 February 18, 2012

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It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

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Hey bro do got any of that sticky cabbage

by FakeLover May 28, 2017

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