Smelly Cabbage

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.

Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.

by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018

Cabbage Boy

A Cabbage Boy is person who is a beta male and will not stick up for themselves in any scenario.

Shut up Cabbage Boy.

by A_drain August 5, 2020

Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.

Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok

by Cabbagestuffed October 8, 2009

cock cabbage

A very putrescant case of genital warts

Someone with the IQ of a root vegetable

I really should have used a condom my dicks now covered in cock cabbages

Those urban dictionary editors rejected my definition they're a bunch of absolute cock cabbages

by Snarflecakes July 12, 2017

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019