This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. by life2 September 4, 2016
Get the Austinmug. The person or male can sometimes come out from trees and attack when you are alone or distracted and if you have freinds with you it will pick you off one by one and take you to his lair and if one or two of them aren’t girls he will pick out one of them to be his girlfriend but he has to force him so he grabs them by the shoulder and uses his Eroma to knock out the victim and takes him down to the basement erases there mind and pretends that she’s been living with them for about 20 years and he can change into a person that you would see in your dreams and make your fall in love with him but the downside is you lose your friends and family and he annoys you for the rest of your life and when you die he goes out in the woods to find another mate.
by TheHumanTeller December 18, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Austin is the most phenomenal boyfriend and best friend I’ve ever had. We’ve been dating for almost a year and it’s only him on my mind 24/7. He loves cuddling and giggling. He has wavy black hair and light brown eyes that pull me in deeper and deeper when we’re kissing. He’s such a good soul and always means well. Every girl deserves an Austin to just take over their life and make you feel like the most beautiful, lucky, and stupid girl in the world😍
by Shawtyxxxok November 12, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Popular name for boys from conservative white working class to middle class backgrounds. The name is prevalent in red Southern or Southwestern states, especially Texas. Holders of this name often have blonde crew cuts and aspire to play little league baseball and high school football. Their Dads often drive Ford F-150 pickups. These boys typically have below average to average academic skills and IQs. Many aspire to work in law enforcement or enlist in the military.
by Rashawn63 May 7, 2019
Get the Austinmug. He is such an Austin
by Hey billy joe February 8, 2018
Get the Austinmug.