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how to have intense sex with your fbi agent

You tell them that they have big gae and they will get C O S M I C B O N E R
I need to know how to have intense sex with your fbi agent bro.
by God 2 by shaggy May 6, 2019
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oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"

big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
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big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
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by godEn0moto January 2, 2020
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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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agent orgy

An instigator and facilitator of the most fulfilling events and activities. A legend.
I spent one night with agent orgy and her friends and my life will never be the same.
by AOBJ January 31, 2017
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agent sprinkles

AN AGENT WHO IS GOOD AT SNEAKING AND IS THE NEXT JAMES BOND.
I HEARD AGENT SPRINKLES SNUCK OUT TO HANG WITH JOEY THE BUG IN THE PARK!
by SARGENT FLUFF June 11, 2019
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agent

Agent
1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who, if the actor or author is male, treats him like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor.

2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.
Daniel Radcliffe's agent doesn't let him make his own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.
by frabrizio December 17, 2017
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