Shitty Digs

An unfortunate situation or circumstance.

Mang, that guy totally just spilled red wine all over that brawds white dress! SHITTY DIGS!

by Cypress Friend August 13, 2008

Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

Shitty Scent

Black rapper widely known as "50 Cent". Gives anal sex to Feminem aka Eminem, for allegiance.

Shitty Scent is Feminem's best butt-friend i heard.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

Shitty Time

A time to shit.

I do believe it's shitty time!

by Shiitasaurus September 27, 2018

shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.

Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.

by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014

shitty twister

When someone shits on your tits

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

by Quix Skate January 14, 2017

Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.

*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"

by licky licky banana splitty September 12, 2018