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by MichelLANjello November 3, 2016
{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."
Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."
Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "
Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010
Sits with the guy, drinks, casually laughs and offers encouragement.
Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.
Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.
She is a poker fluffer
by Dinky2 July 9, 2017
Three good friends talking
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
Jen is a good slut she wants a duece poker tonight.. Isn't she the coolest chick....ya man, she's loose.
by red riding hood July 24, 2017
A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!
by unsloppy February 4, 2018
One who wakes a sleeping canine by means of poking. Usually it is done because the canine looks too adorable sleeping, or it is done for the short-lived face the canine makes upon waking up.
by Master Comander January 30, 2014