King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.

you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap

by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011

stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019

Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

Natty-Nap

An extended deep sleep as a result of consuming large amounts of Natural Light.

Johnny finally woke up from his 14 hour Natty-Nap.

by nattysplatty November 9, 2009

Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.

Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!

by The Lukester October 19, 2010