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deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit
Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.
by McCameron June 29, 2007
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simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
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Pulling Machine

A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.
Guy 1: "Did you see Ryan with those birds?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's an A-class pulling machine!"
by donkin' D December 21, 2010
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washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.
Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!
by Olivia E November 5, 2006
mugGet the washing machinemug.

Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.
It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise
by Juan Tolchez February 3, 2018
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part of the machine

(Preludes) Butt Leach, Brown Nose.

A Person Can Become "Part Of The Machine" If After Receiving A Promotion Or Raise. They Become Obedient To The Authority Often While Having No Regard For Former Relationships.
(A.K.A.) Gone Corporate, Gone Matrix.
Damn! Whats Gotten Into Him Lately? He Treats Us Like Shit and He Thinks His Don't Stink!

Ahh He's "Part Of The Machine" Fuck'em...
by DGringo October 1, 2009
mugGet the part of the machinemug.

ben the machine

A term used to describe how mad somebody is. They can be no angrier.
by matt1697 June 5, 2011
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