cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Dip Handle

A fancy spoon used by wealthy families. It is mostly used by house servants while pouring soup. It was also a name used by pelt traders, in order to seem more sophisticated.

ladle spoon dip handle diphandle

by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009

Cock handle

When ones cock is so large you can use it as a swing for little children.

Child 1: “Hey are you going to swing on the cock handle?”

Child 2: “Yeah man it’s so fun especially when it tickles my bum”

by Hahadonkeyballs May 11, 2021

drift handle

The parking brake; usually pulled to drift but occasionally to secure the vehicle when parked.

"I pulled the drift handle and did some donuts in front of the cops!"

by SBCar March 13, 2018

Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

by Melero's Paw May 13, 2009

Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010