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fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
mugGet the fuzzy tiremug.

fuzzy rainbows

Billy Strings did not like the 5 minute warning they were given until showtime so someone suggested 5 minutes til fuzzy rainbows instead. Billy liked that! Billy is fuzzy rainbows!
by Silly4Billy February 14, 2023
mugGet the fuzzy rainbowsmug.

fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls
by ushift April 2, 2020
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Fuzzy Seattle

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.
Amanda sat on Thomas's face and he used his skilled tongue until she gave him a Fuzzy Seattle.
by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuzzy Seattlemug.

fuzzy wata

Fuzzy wata is a funny way of saying fuzzy water. If you don’t know what fuzzy water is, look it up on urban dictionary.
“Zoey you pass me the sparkling water?”
IT’S FUZZY WATA.”
by slayedalldayed July 8, 2022
mugGet the fuzzy watamug.

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.
Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"
by JPM2014 March 10, 2014
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Fuzzy Muddly

So I was bent ova the sink all spread eagle roight, when I reached back to admire my supposed job well done on me bum, and blimy if I didn't come across a fuzzy muddly.
by That boy down unda April 22, 2019
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