First descent

When you know that you're the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.

Nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
poop toilet office deuce

Dude, I went to go deuce at the office today. Toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. Awesome first descent!

by Jewfish 415 April 17, 2016

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

First Banana

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.

Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.

by TrickDaddy07 December 30, 2010

First Rule

1.for men,
guard your balls. Something all guys should know and observe in ANY situation.
2.for women,
guard your boobs.

who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let's teach him the first rule of the office.

by yo mama tamer March 15, 2009

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

by tiger wolf March 31, 2015

walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.

Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"

by magicfingahs October 14, 2009