Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

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An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight

Damn look at that Ethan over their

by momolis April 9, 2019

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He is literally the best thing that will ever happen to u. Sometimes it might seem like he doesn't like u and he tries to act all tough but he's actually a rlly soft boi. He's great as a friend and a boyfriend. But whatever he is to u make sure that u never let him go👍😊

Person 1: I'm so mad at ethan right now, I can't stand him
Person 2: Don't worry he's just trynna act tough.
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Person 1: Ethan is literally going all out for valentine's day.
Person 2: at least be happy you even have a boyfriend😣

by janeybaney1 June 29, 2019

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Usually throws a sick party however later someone may be stabbed by Mr. BURNS shh!
Ethan is a hairy beast known as the jew of the group

Ethan I heard your friend is under 6ft I think it was iain

by Oran gay(fraser) January 20, 2020

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He makes you feel Loved, he makes you smile and laugh when you are down he's special in his own way he's kind smart, funny, and good looking. He is everything a person needs. Ethans tend to be good at mostly everything they can put their minds to. they are successful people as well if you have an Ethan keep them they are very valuable. <3

Damn I wish Ethan was my boyfriend.

by Oofieluvs October 2, 2020

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