Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
Get the Bible Nerdmug. Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.
zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014
Get the Bible Thumpermug. The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.
Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010
Get the Bible suckermug. Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
Get the bible humpermug. When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her
by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017
Get the Bible Passmug. A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"
by Vandei April 16, 2017
Get the bible crumpermug. A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.
by MMM5711 February 27, 2023
Get the Bible talkmug.