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Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
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Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper
The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.
by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014
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Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.
Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.
by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010
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bible humper

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her
Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it
by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017
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bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"
I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours
by Vandei April 16, 2017
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Bible talk

A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.
"Hey, you gonna come and hangout at the Bible Talk?
Sure, let me just tell my folks."
by MMM5711 February 27, 2023
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