Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

by CaptainMeatBeater September 30, 2016

burrito mouth

When you burn your mouth from eating a freshly picked burrito from the burrito garden.

The burritos finally ripened and I couldn't resist biting one right when I picked it and now I have burrito mouth!

by burrito queen October 22, 2013

titos burritos

a skateboarding mexican shop which has not enough seats, to many employes, and at least 3 of your friends at any given time. Also very hot wings and unique juice. 3 locations. Ridgewood-best of the 3.

a shop that you go to too way too much. titos burritos is delisious.

by titos customer March 4, 2011

Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

arturian burrito

A female ejaculates ("squirts") into a burrito and feeds it to someone who may be unaware of its special ingredient.

Hey troute, bring me one of those special arturian burritos for lunch.

by Troute October 17, 2015

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

by Big Daddy1919 June 15, 2016

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018