When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023
Get the Tara updatemug. A woman who is a bully to all those around her. Especially those younger than her. She is very bossy because she is trying to compensate for the fact that she cant stop bleach dying her hair. She also drinks the bleach because she confuses it with alcohol. Thus proving that she is a raging alcoholic.
by taras#1hater September 5, 2024
Get the Taramug. - multiple red headed siblings, yet the parents never have red hair.
- A librarian wannabe, cat lady
- a gamblerrrr !!!!!
- manipulator
- fake plant lady
-WONT BUY HAIR CURLERS
- Always steals computer pens
- A librarian wannabe, cat lady
- a gamblerrrr !!!!!
- manipulator
- fake plant lady
-WONT BUY HAIR CURLERS
- Always steals computer pens
Person 1: THATS A BIT HOMOPHOBIC
Person 2: IS THAT YOU TARA....?!
Person 3: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA
we love you Tara xoxooxox
Person 2: IS THAT YOU TARA....?!
Person 3: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA
we love you Tara xoxooxox
by ~SquiggleBitch~ June 17, 2024
Get the Taramug. A good friend who also happens to have her own emotional support human and personal assistant. We love tipsy Tara!
by Matt_Foley74 January 21, 2022
Get the Taramug. Tara is what you should call a 'Gamer girl' with an abnormal obsession with Teddy bears, only dates people she meets on the internet and has the banter of a wet fish.
That wasn't very funny, don't be a Tara.
by GARLICMUSHROOMS May 13, 2024
Get the Taramug. Tara thinks shes funny. She acts hollywood and only replys to her boyfriends texts. If you piss off a Tara she will ignore your ass. Tara is bipolar asf, her mood changes so quickly for no reason at all. At the end of the day Tara is a baddie, so don't mess with her or she will call the madem and put a bullet through ur dome.
by tk gelato November 23, 2021
Get the Taramug. 