wrap around porch

excessive, unkempt, female pubic hair that encompasses the vaginal and anal region.

I can't believe Geoffery went down on Shirley because I've seen her "wrap around porch" creeping out of her swimsuit.

by tapewormzoo April 10, 2010

BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB

A fanny hole that has seen so many cocks that the insides hang out. Not a pretty site!

I slept with Kevin Ryans mrs last night, she had a Badly Wrapped Kebab the dirty slag.

by Az November 22, 2003

Lima Double Wrap

When someone from Lima, Ohio puts a condom on and then covers their dick in hot sauce and puts another condom over that.

Dude i pounded her wearing a Lima Double Wrap!

by pdiddy1234223 December 2, 2009

Texas Chicken Wrap

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak

Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing

by Mr.cockadome August 22, 2011

california fish wrap

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it

the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

wrap-sheet

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.

Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

bell wrap

A piece of material that ties arround a bell end.

Potentially offensive, depending on the context.

You are a bell wrap.

by t3hh0r53 August 28, 2006