john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.
My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.
by burnsing April 10, 2024

That seminar was so termin
by ~.Anonymous.~ July 1, 2023

To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022

Without any cutting or trimming, the length to which hair or beards will grow before they stop and won’t go any further.
“Bro, my beard has reached terminal length, it got as far as my chest & won’t grow past that point”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
“I haven’t cut my hair for over a year but it won’t get any longer than this. It’s reached terminal length”
by Ch4os-Th3ory December 12, 2021

The constant speed of caloric intake that a freely eating person eventually reaches when the resistance of their stomach prevents further ingestion.
It was when I leaned in to reach for that last slice of stuffed crust loaded pizza that I knew I had reached terminal chubbosity.
by 12many July 31, 2018
